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terrakion:

hollywoodgonzalez:

I legitimately can’t tell the difference

this is actually so rude and like super gross? like okay i get it hes not the cutest but like why would you compare him to benedict cumberbatch?


acidpunch:

still laughing about yesterday during gender/sexuality studies class when our professor had everyone chant “VAGINA! PENIS! VAGINA!” a few times to make us more comfortable with saying those terms

and this girl just stands up slowly and says “…this… this isn’t math class…”


nasty-gal-mentality:

shewalkedinbeauty:

This will be remembered for years. Iconic.

She was bold tho

(Source: rihenna)


itsfivesos:

I: What should be talking about right now?

M: What about how good Calum looks tonight?


currentsconvulsed:

Dreamer’s Disease // letlive. [x]

currentsconvulsed:

Dreamer’s Disease // letlive. [x]


thearticlemonkeys:

Spirit and Crossmen’s contra trash stack after mass brass 2014 aka several thousands of dollars of equipment laying in a pile on cement

thearticlemonkeys:

Spirit and Crossmen’s contra trash stack after mass brass 2014 aka several thousands of dollars of equipment laying in a pile on cement


howunpleasant:

friday at school i heard some girl in the hall way scream “FOR THE LAST TIME BITCH IM LESBIAN IM NOT TRYING TO STEAL YOUR BOYFRIEND HE SMELLS LIKE KETCHUP ANYWAYS”

(Source: grossmidousuji)


earthdad:

cokeproblem:

earthdad:

one time when i was in 4th grade i had 14 girlfriends at one time and if you don’t think that is pimping please get out

ok but how many girlfriends do you have now?

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vsvptayty:

Natural hair goals (@mandajesspanda)

(Source: nya-kin)


officialfrenchtoast:

looking at hot people like

officialfrenchtoast:

looking at hot people like

(Source: marniethedog)



(Source: stumprodigy)


weetbixgod:

hotdadcalendar:

I’m actually concerned for boys who complain about how different girls look without makeup. Like did you think eyeshadow permanently alters a girls eyelid? Are you frightened when people change clothes

Babies have no concept of object permanence


mods are asleep post fat beagle

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(Source: shrekyourself)